fuck product
n- any animal life form, including human beings, that was brought into being as the result of s-xual intercourse.
during his second semester biology course johnny, in a moment of epiphany, realized the meaning of life. he began yelling, “we are all f-ck product! f-ck product! all of us! everything outside of plants, fungi and single cell organisms that multiply by dividing –all the rest of us, we are f-ck product!!!” he had to be subdued with tasers by campus security and taken in for inpatient psychological care.
on the first day of cl-ss, buses pulled up in front of the local elementary school full of f-ck product.
the mother lynx ate away the umbilical cords and licked clean her newborn f-ck product.
dan’s baby tank is pregnant with her fourth helping of f-ck product.
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