fuck resume
your own personal list of men or women that you have had s-x with.
carl: “hey dave, are you gonna hook up with kathryn? she’s smokin’ hot, but also a raging b-tch.”
dave: “yeah, i know, but she’ll look great on my f-ck resume.”
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