fuck satchel


any bag-like enclosure used for the storage of f-ck-pertinent paraphernalia that aids in a global pervasion of hot, nasty f-cking.

aka d-ld- sack, aka -n-l bead bag, aka smelly c-ck gizzard.
“hey randall, go get my jumper cables out of the f-ck satchel so we can plug in with the agony and the ecstacy and spray some f-ck juices on each other.”

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