fuck tard

one who is incredibly stupid, beyond even that of a r-t-rd.

many years ago, the average population of the f-ck tard was thought to diminish over time due to the r-t-rded f-cking activities f-ck tards often engage in (such as rolling a bowling ball down a slide into their t-st-cl-s, potentially causing serious damage to them). however, this is not the case.

through the invention of the internet (and websites such as youtube and 4chan), the f-ck tard population has skyrocketed dramatically. seeking fame among other f-ck tards, many f-ck tards will upload videos of themselves doing f-cktarded things.

other f-ck tards may see these videos and decide to either 1.) recreate the f-cktarded activity they had just seen or 2.) try to 1up the f-ck tard for f-ck tard street cred. the aforementioned f-ck tard will also upload a video of himself engaging in whatever activity he decided upon.

in turn, this has lead to a sh-tstorm of f-cktardation, the likes of which we have never before witnessed in history.
lil f-ck tard: sup bromontana, you see that vid on youtube of that guy doing pull ups from that crane without any safety gear?

f-ck tard youngling: yeah, it might be a good idea for us to try that ourselves
a contraction of “f-cking r-t-rd”.
f-cking + r-t-rd = f-cktard
noun,
a person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (stupidity being defined as “knowing how and doing it wrong anyway”)

not a contraction for “f-cking r-t-rd”! those who are truly “r-t-rded” are not responsible for their affliction. true f-cktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own f-cktardery. most politicians for example.
one who would actually p-ss on a live transformer. one who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck “just cuz it fits” and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts.

he shot himself in the nuts? geez, what a f-cktard!
a f-cktard is a special variety of r-t-rd whose condition arises not from clinically demonstrable neurological impairment, but from b-ttersnap sh-tf-ckery of the mind.
“i’m gonna go fight chuck norris!”
“dude, you’re a f-cktard.”
someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.
1) a f-cking r-t-rd
2) a r-t-rded f-ck
3) a f-ck, who is also r-t-rded
4) …
when a person, regardless of mental health, is so stupid, they cause hatred and discord in the work-place, and living area.

usually used as a stubsitute for :

“f-cking r-t-rd” or “f-cking r-t-rded -sshole”
“stop talking, you f-ck-tard!!! you’re making my head hurt.”
a person considered to be foolish or socially inept while also being irritatingly offensive.
give me back my banana you goddam f-cktard!