Fuck the dog
to do nothing at all, or at least nothing of productive use.
bill was so hung over at work on monday, and the boss was out. he just sat at his desk and f-cked the dog all day
1. to waste time doing nothing
2. to make a severe mistake
don’t just stand there and f-ck the dog, get going.
relaxing by doing as little as possible. generally one might watch tv, eat and nap.
to commit to the least amount of exertion possible while remaining efficient to the lightest extent.
boys, we’re ahead of schedule. we can f-ck the dog until the boss comes.
means dragging something out, or finding an excuse to not be working. taking longer, sometimes 3 times longer to carry out tasks, just so you look busy.
taking an hour to fill up a bin of water, the bin should take 10 minutes. he loves to ‘f-ck the dog’
leaving to go to another area on the job site, then texting if anything is needed before they go. he’s been f-cking the dog for 20 minutes’
taking an hour on a 30 minute job, hoping that someone doesn’t notice. “lazy f-ck, whata lazy f-ck, he’s f-cking the dog’
going to the ‘bathroom’ when infact having another smoke
taking the long way round to do something.
volunterring to go and do a simple job, or pick something up for someone, when you know they are going thet way anyway.
pretending to be making an important call to someone that isn’t infact answering ‘that call’
scr-w-ng the pooch. giving the dog a bone.
from the movie “sid and nancy”:
sid: “i was so bored once, i f-cked a dog.”
riding greyhound or any other bus lines.
” i can’t afford plane tickets so i guess i’ll f-ck the dog.”
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