gorked


a slang term to describe the state of being high or “drugged up” to the point where one is incapable of basic thoughts and functions. sometimes used between staff members in hospitals
– how’s the guy in room 1209 doing?
– man, he’s f-ckin’ gorked!
being high, or coming down from a high. being totally baked, stoned, lit, ect.
dude, kevin was totally gorked at school!
an excuse said when you dont really have the patience or any care of what the person or group is trying to talk to you about! a state of insomnia and paranoia and anxiety mixed with a short fuse and not a care in the world about your decision or mood!
i look like cr-p? what did you expect im gorked? i just ran a red light who cares im gorked! my eyes look funny because im gorked!

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