Fuck the Mule
a variant of the popular card game “p-ss the ace.” in this version, when you lose the last of your three bets, you have the option to buy one extra turn (f-ck the mule), usually for twice the price of one of the normal bets.
dammit! i lost my last stack. that’s a big pot out there. i’m gonna f-ck the mule.
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