fuck trumpet
what you refer to your -ss as if you fart during s-x
i was so g-ssy the other night, i was banging this chick and i couldn’t stop my f-ck trumpet from playing.
a man’s p-n-s (instrument to be blown).
when i opened the door i walked in on my wife, shall we say, playing another man’s f-ck trumpet.
a thick tart who likes the taste but is not presentable to your mates. (mentally, cos physically they would. wouldn’t they? i did!
my last sh-g was a bit of a f-ck trumpet so i had to dump her as soon as she opened her mouth. (what a shame.)
n. one who makes mouth-noises resembling fornicating with a br-ss musical instrument.
c’mon man don’t be a f-cktrumpet
wow seth mcfarlane was being a serious f-cktrumpet on the oscars
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