Fuck You Attendant
the f-ck you attendant is the bridesmaid or groomsman in your wedding party who takes up sp-ce so that you do not have to include a relative you do not like. the f-ck you attendant is usually chosen shortly after the disliked relative states that they expect to be involved in the ceremony.
i know i’m just the f-ck you attendant, but i’m so excited to be part of your big day! by the way, your sister is pouting at table 7.
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