fuckastrophy


when a highly antic-p-ted s-xual encounter goes very awry.

can also be used to describe any bad situation where catastrophy doesn’t quite express the gravity
dude, i finally got becky in bed. d-mn, she is smokin’ hot.

then, wouldn’t you know it, her f-ckin’ husband shows up.

what a f-ckastrophy

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