fuckbeam
a d-ck
rules of f-ckbeams:
1) f-ckbeams destroy suckbeams anyday
2) each f-ckbeam destroys less than the last
3) don’t hate.
“the day’s first f-ckbeam shone bright on the horizon, and brynne couldnt think of a better way to start a day.”
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