fuckbook
used when “facebook” seems to take ages to do stuff, like chatting or uploading photos etc
i couldnt chat on f-ckbook last night, it was going too slow.
i tried to load up all my holiday photos, but f-ckbook was messing me about.
a p-rnographic magazine
you been sitting around looking at f-ck books
an alternate name for facebook when a sl-tty female decides to take trashy/clothless pictures in order to get 30+ likes. these unfortunate attention wh-r-s are usually bashed because of their trashy actions due to mental issues, attention seeking problems, and/or they were molested or raped as a child or fantasize about it. these type of people ruin facebook. these type of people deserve no respect. total sc-m -____-
example 1: a girl who decides to put on a bikini and take pictures of her bare body to seek the wrong kind of attention.
example 2: a girl who poses in a sl-tty/trashy way, almost like a p-rn star or worse.
etc.
dialogue…
-alex browses through facebook and spots a picture of a girl who is 99% naked-
alex: wtf? dude, this chick needs to put some clothes on. this is facebook, not f-ckbook. if i wanted to see p-rn, i’d go to spankwire!
any book or magazine that contains erotically stimulating material.
joey was looking at his favorite f-ckbook, a photo alb-m, jerking off to photos of his girlfriends, and he roped all over the place in no time!
the act of placing one’s p-n-s inside of a book and moving it back until achieving -j-c-l-t–n. the late works of dostoevski are suggested for this act.
sh-t mother f-cker, i’m bout to get my f-ck books on at the barnes & n-ble
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