FuckboyMurphy
irish f-ckboy. contrary to what the term implies, they don’t quite know how to f-ck and aren’t always “boys”. leprechaun-sized d-cks, no pot of gold at end of this rainbow. legends in their own minds, some f-ckboys have played in the nfl, and although their stats suck tragically, they continue to use that fact to score side p-ssy. f-ckboys usually claim to have the “biggest, fattest, hardest c-ck you’ll ever see” and when actual events go down, you are left weeping. not because they tore up and “destroyed” your vag but because their overgrown cl-t barely left any impression beyond disappointment. f-ckboys…tend to scream like b-tches during -rg-sm and can’t tell when you fake yours. you, being polite and caring, coddle and tell them “they are grrrrreat”. day after, always expect a text asking not how you are but whether you’re limping from their overzealous efforts to which you should reply…”limping? barely. i’m f-cking river dancing at how forgettable and regrettable you are”. f-ckboys don’t even make good boy toys. but they do like toys…up their -ss.
f-ckboymurphy gives true meaning to the irish curse…huge feet, huge hands, huge ego…toddler pr-ck. f-ckboy f-ckboi
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