fuckbro

1. a f-ckbro is a male version of f-ckbuddy that refers to, but is not limited to, h-m-s-xuals.

2. a term of exclamation and a sign of comp-ssion used in moments when one is struck with another’s misfortune. sometimes used in a sarcastic way.
1. m: my heart belongs to k, but i absolutely love s-x with you v.

v: we’re f-ckbros dude, no need to explain yourself.

2. v: i just shat my pants again, i need help!

m: f-ckbro.
1) a term used to describe how fed up people are about having to deal with california bros.

2) california bros who have outrageously gay s-x in their jacked up trucks with monster energy decals in the community college parking lot.
1) friend: some -sshole wearing a tapout shirt and a backwards fitted ufc cap was bragging that he could beat up anyone because he taught himself jiu jistu by watching ufc on spike.
me: f-ck bros!

2) marco and paul were attracted to each other’s ability to hardcore douche, and so became secret f-ck bros behind the backs of their tanning-bed-burnt girlfriends.
a form of expression of utter disappointment.
pers 1: i railed that grenade from the bar last night.

pers 2: f-ck bro. 🙁
can be used as an exclamation, a question, or an answer to any question. however, it can only be used by short italian guys that have low voices, a “new york” accent and are built to rip a car in half. they are usually named vinny. if anyone else were to use it, someone that does qualify will surely be in earshot and would immediately appear and start “trowin’ a beatin’ on ya!
see a cute girl: “f-ck bro”, hit thumb with hammer: “f-ck bro”, ask: do you want fries with that: “f-ck bro”, i just won a million dollars!!: “f-ck bro?”