fucked the toaster
an expression for when you have absolutely, irrevocably f-cked up and hurt yourself severely in the process.
jimmy said “i do, amanda.” to jenny during their wedding vows, she kicked him in the b-lls and stormed out. jimmy really f-cked the toaster on that one.
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