fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.


1. a degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. advanced intoxication. individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. generally used in west or central texas.
1.) j: “how bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?”
d: “man, they have got that place f-cked up like a snake in a lawn mower.”

2.) f: “that guy has been drinking all day.”
l: “he’s f-cked up like a snake in a lawn mower.”

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