Fuckfoundered
1. a disability in which, a male or female can f-ck so much in a few consequitive days that they no longer have the ability to walk in any comprehensible normal fashion.
2. originated in cattle country,(typically montana or oklahoma),a founder is actual condition in which a horse eats so d-mn much nutrient rich gr-ss or another available food source, that it gets blood to its hooves and can no longer walk or be trimmed, and it’s hooves can grow outta control and you just have to (put it down). “end its life”. ok, kill it to put it outta its misery.
kid a, “hey jimmy, you see angie and brett try to walk to gym cl-ss this afternoon?
kid b, ” yeah bro. took them ten minutes to get to lockers. i think they both f-ckfoundered over the long weekend”.
kid a, we gunna have to put ’em down?
kid b, no bra, they just need some orange juice and a cookie.
kid a, wish i could f-ckfounder instead of fist f-ckfounder. i need myself a partner.
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