Fuckin’ Phil


the phrase uttered in many fast food outlets when something goes miserably wrong, regardless of whether anyone called phil actually works there. however, due to the fact that it is a common name, chances are you will always have a phil to blame it on!
martin: who dropped all this sh-t on the floor?
steve (loudly): f-ckin’ phil!!!

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