fuckinasianscantdrive
basically asians cant drive because who could drive with their eyes 3/4 shut
yo man that f-ckin asian c-nt almost hit me b/c her eyes were shut and f-ckinasianscantdrive. me so h-rny me love you long time…. lets all move to flushing/bayside queens and make the house real estate value $500k ? sound good?! no f-ck you. those little sh-tshacks on the side of the back numbered streets arent worth $500k. especially with no place to park.. oh look theres no place for me to park.. but im asain so i can figure out that you can park within a 3/4 mile radius.. well f-ck you ok ! why dont you have some plastic surgery and correct the 3/4 closed to 3/4 open.. im sure you can tell the plastic surgeoun the math to do so. anyway i wanna park in front of my f-cking house not 3 blocks down the f-ckin street.. so get the f-ck outta queens and move to suffolk county where theres lots of land n sh-t. oh too bad? did i go off on a tangent? im sure they can do some tangents for my calculus home work. thanks
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