fucking by the book


having s-x by doing it by the book: the way p-rn stars everywhere seem to have a generic routine to f-ck each other nowadays.

first: b–b tease
2nd: bl-w j-b
3rd: girl strips
4th: eating out the girl
5: hardcore s-x
6th: spanking
7th: j-zzing in her face as you beat off
girl: so how do you wanna do this baby?
boy: let’s start f-cking by the book from now on.
girl: what book? the kama sutra?
boy: no, the way they keep doing it in my p-rn.
girl: wtf??? wait. ok…

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