Fucking dick


the best reaction to any situation. ever.
dude: hey man….. i think i broke your car door…..
me: f-cking d-ck!

dude: hey man, what’s up?
me: oh huh what?
dude: don’t you remeber me?
me:….. f-cking d-ck?

dude: i hate life
me: f-cking d-ck!

ice cream man: that’ll be 3 dollars
me: f-cking d-ck!

you after reading this sh-tty definition: f-cking d-ck!
1. generally a male who cheats on a girl, tells her the truth and feels like everything is fine afterwords.
2. a p-n-s during the act of s-xual intercourse.
my ex boyfriend is a f-cking d-ck.

yea i can’t believe he would cheat on you.

Read Also:

  • scrotissery

    a once functioning set of b-lls that was a in code red danger zone and has also been skewered, ripped off and thrown on the nearest grill this is a combo word whose roots are 1)rotissery and 2)scr-t-m i cheated and hooked up with my ex, and the gf is comin over for scrotissery

  • scrotismal

    (noun) catch-all derogatory expression meaning ridiculous, lame, lucky, or a fluke. most often used in exasperation by the party who has just been defeated or screwed over by a longshot, lucky bounce, or otherwise flukey play. maaaannnn, i can’t believe you made that lucky shot. that is just so scrotismal.

  • Fuckings, 60

    “60 f-ckings” is a term used when a friend is relating a slightly unbelievable story, and you finish the story for him, jumping to an obviously fabricated conclusion. “so these 2 girls and i were making out an-” “dude, 60 f-ckings??”

  • kalyssa

    (n) a name of my favorite person in the world cause i love her so much. a person who has potential like anything else… but needs to put action with that potential short in a lovely kind of way, dirty blonde along with dirty girl 0_o a.k.a. kittie, kyssa, kylessa, and my favorite cause tis […]

  • Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe

    scutta-nutta b-ttahead skeet hoe – (n.) pr-nunciation {sk-ud-duh nud-duh bud-duh hed sk-ee-t ho} 1. an over zealous male or female who partakes in an abnormally high amount of social carouseling of the genitailia. or scutta for short! 2. skeet hoes – a scutta who takes their job even further by partic-p-ting in excessive promiscuous activities. […]


Disclaimer: Fucking dick definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.