fucking rhombus
the f-cking rhombus is a park slope power clique consisting of 4 sides (just as a rhombus) ent-tled rosa, anna, ariana, and will. at the time of creation the members were strait edge (just as a rhombus). the f-cking rhombus began on september 13, 2004. beginning november 18, 2005 there was a brief hiatus in rhombosity, but the rhombus had returned in full force by 2006. the official rhombus sport is wrestling, the official rhombus movie is sisterhood the the traveling pants, the official rhombus day of the week is friday, the official rhombus week is the first week of october(known as “rhombus power week”). the unofficial rhombus drinks are colt 45 and mikes hard lemonade, the official rhombus location is anna’s room and the official dineries are swayjun and chexican.the rhombus is also very fond of singing along to the fabulously emo song “hands down” by dashboard confessional, and ariana is also fond of dancing to “my hips don’t lie” by shakira. the f-cking rhombus has also created a dictionary of original words such as: begley, buffin, rape-ss, b-mside and fatty photo-op. rosa and ariana, who make up the bottom left corner of the rhombus, are most commonly known for the s-xy parties they hold among themselves. will is the only f-cking rhombus member who opposes the t-tle of the clique. the f-cking rhombus also has many aspirations for the future, such as a f-cking rhombus doc-mentary, a trip to europe after their senior year at brooklyn techinical high school, along with renting all of the “must-see dvds” at the video forum. the four comrades are very different from each other but have an ironic chemistry when put in situations together. the rhombus occasionaly encounters some rough times (like when will is an -ss) but their unconditional love for each other will bind them until death do them part.
kid a:did you see the f-cking rhombus last night?
kid b: chyeah! they are so hot right now.
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