fucking shit


combining two versatile words such as f-ck and sh-t yeilds an extreamly versatile combination. f-cking sh-t can be used to exclaim dismay or excitement, just about as versatily as either of its component words.
p1: dude, i just got into a fender bender
p2: f-cking sh-t man, how bad is it?

p1: i just got 500 bux in the mail for no reason!
p2: f-cking sh-t!! you b-st-rd!

p1: f-cking sh-t that test was hard…
p2: h-ll yeah!
something to say when “sh-t” can’t cut it when you’re very angry and agitated to the point of busting that piece of f-cking sh-t.

“motherf-cking piece of sh-t” is a more powerful phrase to say when you are extremely p-ssed off.
g-d d-mn this f-cking sh-t!
1. a common phrase in the phillipines.
2. a common form of intercourse in the phillipines – which is why they say it a lot – in which a woman positions her c-nt in front another’s -sshole which in turn sh-ts into her c-nt.
1. you, f-cking sh-t. why don’t you wait 2 weeks like everyone else before invoicing me.
2. two filipino girls were lying on their sides on the floor with their v-g-n-s pointed at the other’s -n-s just f-cking sh-t.
a)residue found on the p-n-s of a h-m-s-xual male after -n-l intercourse…

b)residue found on the p-n-s of a straight guy after f-cking his girl in the -sshole.
when lance was done f-cking bruce in the -ss, his d-ck was covered in f-cking sh-t.

bradley licked the f-cking sh-t off of steven’s d-ck after he got f-cked up the -sshole. yummo!!!

charles was grossed out when he pulled his d-ck out of stacey’s -ss and saw it was covered in f-cking sh-t.

1.an expression commonly used to display enthusiasm.
2.a description of an event,usually one particulary stressful or exciting.
1. holy f-ckingsh-t! did you see that?
2. dude, that was some f-ckingsh-t!
something really good or really bad.
we’re nothing to you, but we’re the f-cking sh-t in their eyes
s-xual lubricant made mostly of sh-t.
“i cant get wet…put some f-cking sh-t on your d-ck”

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