Fucking the Royal Duck


f-cking the royal duck is much like f-ck the duck but more blatant. while f-cking the duck can be construed as a convenient trip to the bathroom or a well timed smoke break, f-cking the royal duck is a blatant attempt at avoiding work.
“hey, where’s the cook? i have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!” “he’s out back f-cking the royal duck”.

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