fucking virgin
the best oxymoron everr.
c-ssidy: “scotty, your a f-cking virgin!”
scotty: “i can’t be a virgin if i am f-cking.”
c-ssidy: “exactly, scotty. you can’t be f-cking, because your a virgin!”
scotty: “shut the f-ck up.”
the best oxymoron ever.
c-ssidy: “your a f-cking virgin.”
scotty: “i can’t be a virgin if i am f-cking.”
christina: “but you can’t be f-cking, because you are a virgin.”
scotty: “well sh-t.”
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