fucking your parents
the act of hiring a friend or a professional burglar to break into the home that you live in to rob your parents over anything containing monetary value in order for you to make rent. though some might regard this as unscrupulous, it is less so if your family happens to have a decent property insurance plan and it is also highly ironic.
my mom upped my rent by a hundred dollars so i paid a crackhead sixteen bucks and a pack of cigarettes to break in in the middle of the night and steal my father’s x-box. fortunately he lied on the insurance claim so a playstation 3 and a 60-inch plasma screen were a byproduct of the ordeal. i condone f-cking your parents.
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