Fuckitarian
a vegetarian who does a moral 180′ in their concern for the treatment of animals after being traumatized by an animal themselves. a f-ckitarian will only eat the meat of animals that have been systematically tortured for a majority of their lives (e.g., veal or subway teriyaki chicken where the chickens were continuously molested by jared from when they hatched until they killed themselves).
ken decided to become a f-ckitarian after a bird sh-t in his last beer
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