fuckited
past tense of the process of choosing not to do something, often due to a severe case of f-ckit-tis.
to be used when procrastination just does not convey the proper level of apathy.
1) john f-ckited showering this morning and now smells like expensive cheese.
2) “i was so lethargic this evening, i even f-ckited masturbating!”
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