Fuckitts
1) a counterproductive mindset that creeps into your system throughout a day. 2) when you are too drunk and h-rny for your own good.
1) employer “, hey bill, are you going to start working? it’s fifteen minutes past break time.”
bill “, sorry sir, but i’m gonna sit here and read this auto trader. got me a case of the f-ckitts.
2)friend “,what were you thinking james? she was a 4, and a soft 4 at that.”
james “, you’re just b-tchin’ cause we did it in your bed!…… sorry man, it’s the f-ckitts talking.”
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