Fuckitude
a more precise way of indicating the quality of being f-cked up within an object than to simply state that they’re f-cked up. measured in °fu, or “degrees f-cked up”. 0°fu is the absolute minimum, indicating that the object is not f-cked up. there is no known maximum of f-ckitude; however, the world record for highest f-ckitude is the event of george bush becoming the president of the united states, which measured out into 1,024°fu.
f-ckitude rating of 2g1c: 74°fu
when something is so garte that you cannot find a word to describe it.
i got the best head last night dude it was like… like… its was just pure f-ckitude.
when something bad happens and it leads to alot of other bad things
oh f-ckitude, my shoe fell off in the mud
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