mortadella pants
the term mortadella pants can be applied to any overweight person wearing overly tight jeans. their legs take on the appearance of a mortadella sausage wrapped extremely tightly. an acceptable and perhaps equally humorous alternative is “kielbasa trousers”.
check out alex over there in his f-ckin mortadella pants, fat scenester oughta grow up already
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