Fuckjobbing
1) putting a large amount of effort into doing something badly. more often than not, unintentionally. people that are doing the f-ck jobs rarely see their utter abortions as anything except works of art.
2) when you injure yourself spectacularly in an incredibly stupid fashion.
1) the men watched, transfixed. even after their handy hints, sheila continued f-ckjobbing the creosote and gazing appreciatively at the terrible mess.
2) sorry i didn’t text you back. it was due to me f-ckjobbing my finger by poking the blades on my blender when it was plugged in.
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