fuckmorton


synonym of f-cktard, implying an even greater level of stupidity, wherein you the speaker doesn’t wish to insult even r-t-rds with -ssociation to the person.
queen f-ckmorton just can’t live wither herself if everyone isn’t patting her on the head and tossing her a cookie for every tiny decision she makes.

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