Fuckoffdie


an easier way to say “f-ck off and die”. created especially for intelligent people, in effort to make scolding one of the many surrounding f-cktards (see “fuctard” in urban dictionary) a tad bit less tiring. the funtional difference being less syllables to pr-nounce therefore saving precious breath that could be used more productively, especially in the presence of the above forementioned f-cktards that require such a statement in the mult-tude and at a frequency greater than every 30 minutes or less.
d-ck: hey harry can i borrow your phone to call my wife?
harry: but you just got off of my phone talking to your wife didnt you? ask tom if you can borrow his.
5 min later:
d-ck: harry is it ok if i borrow your phone to call my wife?
harry: f-ckoffdie!

repeated all over again every 15 min.

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