fucks

the standard unit of measurement used to describe the amount an individual cares about something.

f-cks are an unofficial part of the metric system and follow the same rules. ie: one-thousand f-cks are equal to one kilof-ck.

the f-ck is almost always used to describe how little someone cares about something and the amount of f-cks someone gives can be detected by a f-ck-o-meter.
guy 1: you ready for the spanish exam today?
guy 2: nope.
guy 1: i was up studying all night and i’m still screwed.
guy 2: i give… zero f-cks.
*f-ck-o-meter confirms 0 f-cks given*
1. the universally recognized “f word”
2. n. implying complete and utter confusion
3. n. a really stupid person
4. v. to procreate
5. adj. can be used to modify any word for more p-ssion
6. int. expresses disgust
7. int. expresses complete suprise and joy
8. adv. can be used to make a command more urgent
1. i do not accept the “f word” as your name
2. what in the f-ck?
3. you stupid f-ck!
4. i sugest we go f-ck in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
5. this f-cking guy was so f-cking weird. he asked me if i was f-cking insane.
6. aw, f-ck!!
7. holy f-ck! you guys rock!
8. just f-cking jump before i f-cking kick you in the b-lls!
an expression of contempt.
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translation: f-ck you.
“f-ck” is perhaps the most versatile and most-used word in the english language. it can relate anger, surprise, dismay, joy, and a variety of other emotions. it is also quite commonly used as a word of emphasis or description, often with comical effect. for some good examples, refer to “english as a second f-cking language,” by sterling johnson, which can be found on amazon.com. also check out comic dane cook’s take on the word.

also, on a rather interesting note, i read somewhere that f-cking once described an act in which a person who sowed/planted seeds in a field, and those particular people were referred to as f-ckers.

note:

the guy who quoted monty python had it wrong. i believe the quoted text is attributed to george carlin.
why don’t you go play hide-and-go-f-ck-yourself?

i don’t mean to tell you how to do your job, but go f-ck yourself!

fine, i’m sorry, i’m sorry, un-f-ck you!

cartman: don’t call me fat, you f-cking jew!
mr. garrison: eric, did you just say the f-word?
cartman: jew?
kyle: no, he’s talking about “f-ck.” you can’t say “f-ck” in school, you f-cking fat–ss!
cartman: why the f-ck not?
mr. garrison: eric!
stan: dude, you just said “f-ck” again!
mr. garrison: stanley!
kenny: f-ck!
mr. garrison: kenny!
cartman: what’s the big deal? it doesn’t hurt anybody. f-ck-f-ckety-f-ck-f-ck-f-ck.
mr. garrison: how would you like to go see the school counselor?
cartman: how would you like to suck my b-lls?
mr. garrison: what did you say?
cartman: i’m sorry, i’m sorry. actually, what i said was… (picks up a megaphone) how would you like to suck my b-lls?
stan: holy sh-t, dude.
-from south park: bigger, longer, and uncut-
the best word in the world. can be used in any situation. can be good or bad.
you wanna go f-ck.
f-ck off!
stop f-cking around.
i f-cking love this song!!
surprisingly enough, it’s not a synonym for marijuana.
“let’s smoke some f-ck, man.”
“… what?”
once had shock value, but is now more common than a tattoo on a fat girl’s back.
“you think this definition will get the thumbs up”?

“do i f-ck”