fucksmashed


a term used to describe an extreme state of smashed, whether it be via alcohol, or destruction
#1
cody: “holy f-ck!!, did you see that guy just get f-cksmashed by that car?!”

lloyd: “lets go get some f-cking cheeseburgers”

cody: “totally”

#2

cody: “who…hol.holy f-ckk…im…f-cking f-cksmashed”

lloyd: “lets go get some f-cking cheeseburgers”

cody: “tota – -barf-“

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