fuckspoons


f-ckspoons (f•ū•ć-s•p•ü•ń•s); noun: an accurate unit of measurement used to measure anything.
“dude how much sugar do you want in your coffee”
“like nine f-ckspoons”

“how much lion blood did you insert into my caviar, good sir?”
“approximately twenty f-ckspoons”

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