Fucksquatch
a zoological marvel as made famous by patton oswalt in his 2009 comedy alb-m “my weakness is strong.” f-cksquatch is known to partic-p-te in orgies advertised on craigslist, that is until someone crashes the “party.” from then, f-cksquatch will quickly throw on whatever articles of clothing are near him, regardless of ownership (or gender), and then exit the locale of the event, disregarding any thought of his surroundings and even going as far as to slip away into a heavily wooded area, never to be seen again…that is until next sat-rday, which everyone knows is f-ck night.
my wife and i were touring an open house when we walked in on an orgy. all of a sudden a strange, blurry creature wearing women’s clothing took off out of the house into a heavily wooded area. i think it was f-cksquatch, but i can’t be certain.
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