fuckstick

an idiot
if bob wasn’t such a f-ckstick, we might be able to get this job done.
the fun pole, meat stick, bang rod, hammer, throbbing man sword, love drill, joy stick, one eyed squirrel, pink snake, beef drill, purple headed yogurt slinger, scream machine, daddy’s little monster, brother’s oscar meyer fire engine, meat helmet, hooded warrior, stiff peter, the john thomas, wife’s best friend, peercy, love rocket,the chairman of the board, man steak, c-nt buster, hymen battering ram, f-14 tom cat, afvagistan tomahawk, purple steel, russel the love mussel, twig and berries, .38 special, bannana juice, spit launcher, caped crusader, 18 inch alabama black snake, ram rod, -n-l bl–dy mary maker, that thing you shove in a c-nt, d-ck, the difference maker, man sausage, sweat bullet, 6 oz marbled rib eye, little slice of heaven, fishing pole, brown trout, pink eel, -n-l emanicpator, dragon, red rocket, purple headed warrior, sat-rday night surprise, that thing you love to hate, pleasure seeker, spanky, battle axe, man mellon, baby arm, p-ssy food, love stick, piston honda, teenage tear maker, pink cannoli stuffer, hbi hot beef injection, the veiny bratwurst, the miracle maker, love cannon, glue shooter, man pipe, my number one employee, the defendant, the weasel, c-ck.
after i fed her seven 11 dollar martinis, i drove her home and showed her my f-ck stick.
that kid is such a f-ck stick
general term meaning idiot, -sshole, unpleasant, b-st-rd, dumb-ss, jack-ss, etc.
our companies technology consultant is such a f-ck stick.
a term used to describe a guy who you would normally call a d-ck or d-ck head, only funnier and more raw sounding. “f-ck stick” helps drive the point home to make sure there is no misunderstanding about the distain you have for this particular d-ck head.
matt called this douche’ bag a f-ck stick and made me spit pepsi out my nose.
a prototypical “look at me don’t you think i am cool” dipsh-t with a shaved head, oakley sungl-sses, backwards black baseball cap, goatee, hurley or fox clothes who drives an obnoxiously lifted f-150 with an oversized no fear or fox sticker on the back window. typically, these losers work in construction or some sort of manual labor job because they are too stupid to attend college. these tards are attention hogs who pull out every poser stop to get it by reminding everyone all the time how great they are, and constantly out-buying friends and neighbors for the best dirt bike, quad or toy hauler. they spend countless weekends drunk at the “river” or in the “sands” but when it comes to real sports these fat bellied dolts can’t even hit a ball out of the infield. they can be seen sporting one or more tattoos written in old english script while ethnic versions of these idiots sport an iron cross logo completely clueless to the original meaning. they will generally refer to you as bro and or boss and treat everyone as if trying to sell them a used car.
there goes mr. fox racing. that f-ckstick is doing 60 down a residental street in his lame–ss f-150 blasting rap music.
a huge f-cking idiot, a tool, a moron
hey, dude, stop being a f-ckstick, or i will d-ckslap you
defining a person who is totally worthless, annoying and needs to be punched in the throat.
annoying coworker or person that takes no responsibility for their actions, when they do something stupid, you say “what did the f-ck stick do now?”