fucktard
when a person would say some unbeliveable dumb things. in which case the person is more dumber than what a r-t-rd would be.
“i can’t figure out how to drink coffee without getting the spoon in my eye”.
“-you’re such a f-cktard”.
“wal-mart, do they like…make walls here?”.
“-no jessica you f-cktard”.
f-cktard
f-cktards
a contraction of “f-cking r-t-rd”.
f-cking + r-t-rd = f-cktard
someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.
1) a f-cking r-t-rd
2) a r-t-rded f-ck
3) a f-ck, who is also r-t-rded
4) …
noun,
a person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (stupidity being defined as “knowing how and doing it wrong anyway”)
not a contraction for “f-cking r-t-rd”! those who are truly “r-t-rded” are not responsible for their affliction. true f-cktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own f-cktardery. most politicians for example.
one who would actually p-ss on a live transformer. one who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck “just cuz it fits” and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts.
he shot himself in the nuts? geez, what a f-cktard!
an alias that is used by a very clever person to make mensa members look like idiots on discussion boards.
hey jerome, that f-cktard really made you look like you don’t know jack about theoretical sub-atomic particle physics.
noun. a combination of the word “f-ck” (to fornicate) and the word “tard” (to delay). therefore, a f-cktard is a girl who won’t let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.
most catholic girls are f-cktards.
a leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.
d-mn that ballet was boring, but jenny wore her f-cktard and gave me a piece if i promised to stay for the whole show. it was worth it!!!
george “dubya” bush
“i know how hard it is to put food on your family.”
man george bush is a f-cktard!
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