gentleman’s fight
a civil, humane fist-fight organized between two individuals for the purpose of settling a dispute. usually organized by a third party who is neutral to the situation. these very rarely occur in reality because there is almost nothing civil, humane, or organized about punching someone in the face.
adam: “hey greg, it looks like morgan’s boyfriend heard you talking sh-t about him. he’s pretty p-ssed. if you’d like, i can organize a gentleman’s fight between you two.”
greg: “what the f-ck did you just say? a gentleman’s what? i think you’ve had enough cocaine tonight, adam.”
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