Fucktard Harley Rider


any f-cking r-t-rded piece of sh-t who finances a non rice rocket (nrr) motorcycle because “riding is freedom”.

freedom is not having another payment to the bank. back in the days before those -ssholes at hardley greedyson took their company public, most nrr motorcycle enthusiasts/bikers owned their bikes. your dentist/plastic surgeon/accountant did not own a hardley or any other motorcycle. corporations didn’t buy custom motorcycles for advertising or tax write offs. bikers were looked down upon as dirty, sc-mbag criminals, and they liked it that way. maybe they were sc-mbags, maybe they weren’t, but being a biker meant something besides that you had good credit or disposable income. rock stars and gis rode bikes because they were tough, or shooting an alb-m cover, or stealin your woman. there were no gay leather bikers that went outside. owning an nrr bike meant something. f-ckin evil knievel jumped harleys (not hardleys).

nowadays, any f-cking idiot f-cktard can own an nrr bike, if you’ve got the credit. thing is, you’ll probably die before the sixth payment. it doesn’t mean anything to them, it’s just another payment. having an nrr bike means rebellion and freedom, and being proud to ride an american made machine (and some cool british ones). when hardleys started coming with j-panese made parts on them, it was only going downhill from there.

f-ck you, dentist bikers, and the lawyer bikers, and anyone who finances an nrr bike. you don’t know what freedom is.
that f-cking -sshole f-cktard dentist down the street started his hardley at f-ckin five in the morning today. i’m gonna spray some insulfoam down his pipes so i don’t have to hear that sh-t ever again. all these f-cktard hardley riders today, who don’t even own their bikes, need to get run off a cliff. we should eliminate all the f-cktard harley riders. they’re all f-gs and posers. maybe the real bikers will take ’em all out. that would rule!!!

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