fucktarducken


portmanteau of f-cktard and t-rducken. when someone, something or a situation is so amzingly f-cked up, usually requiring one action to be done, undone and then done again, that the amazement factor of f-ck a duck kicks in. f-cktard(ed), wrapped in a f-ck a duck moment.
michael: i had to de-register my old laptop from campus and re-register it re-activate my account before i could remove my old laptop and add my new one.

michaela: f-cktarducken.

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