Fucktastrophy


when your sh-t is so messed up, it aint just f-cked up, it’s a f-cktastrophy
after the crazy party last night, there were so many beer bottles and trash laying around, it was a f-cktastrophy.

his girlfriend came over last night to break up with him. she beat him down so low it was quite the f-cktastrophy.
1. a catastrophy of such a grand scale that the explicit use of the word f-ck is required to descride said situation.

2. a bad f-cking thing.
1.jesus christ! johnny is going to f-ck that drunk fat b-tch right in front of his girlfriend. this is a total f-cktastrophy.

2. the war on terror has been a total f-cktastrophy.

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