Fucktifano
the good old italian we blame wen we cannae find anyhin f-cktifano
wherd you put at spanner?
the iltalian stole it
whit? f-cktifano stol it
or in other words “f-cked if i know” when u say it in a scottish accent it all comes together wee call this phrase the wee italian guy
what are u doing 2nite?
f-cktifano
u mean the wee italian guy?
which means i don’t have a clue
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