Fucktimism


the feeling of elation when you know you won’t be able to do everything you have to do, and so you don’t let it get you down.
i thought you had 5000 words to write for tomorrow, how are you not freaking out?

there’s no way i’m going to manage so i’m pretty f-cktimistic.
or
i’m not concerned – i’m a f-cktimist
or
have you not heard of f-cktimism?

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