fucktional
when sh-ts not functional it’s f-cktional. f-cktional when you gotta grab a tool talk dirty to it slap it around finger it a lil just to get it to work
work was work again today everything was f-cktional couldn’t get sh-t done
having or serving a s-xual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of s-x and for which it was designed: f-cktional architecture; a chair that is f-cktional as well as decorative
the way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great f-cktionality.
used to say that your s-xual equipment package is still in working condition after receiving physical trama
guy 1: dude you just took a direct hit to your junk! are you alright?
guy 2: i think so, everything down there still seems f-cktional, i better go see my girlfriend and make sure.
–adjective
1. to be able to take part in s-xual activity following a period of time where one could not due to medical or personal issues.
2. to serve a purpose related to s-x.
following the birth of their son, bill hoped his wife would be f-cktional again sooner than she was for the birth of their daughter when he went four months without s-x.
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