fuckton

1: n. a very large amount. 2: very heavy unit of measure. 3: a futon sofa that is used for s-xual purposes.

syn: -ssload, f-ckload, sh-tload, sh-tton, beaucoup

ant: jack sh-t
1. i can’t go clubbing tonight, i have a f-ckton of work on my puter.

2. yo dude, that b-tch gotta be sportin 17 f-cktons.

3. hey homey, you don’t wanna plant your -ss there. there’s a sh-tload of santorum on the f-ckton.
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more than a sh-tload
1) an unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable.
2) a lot more than an ‘-ss load’ or ‘sh-t ton’
there are an -ssload of c-m sl-ts at pitt university, but a f-ck ton go to florida state
the m-ss of a dyson sphere. that is, the amount of matter required to construct a sphere around the sun. it is -ssumed that the sphere has as little thickness as possible.
a f-ckton of iron has been calculated to be 8.806 – 10^21 kilograms of iron, or 1.941 – 10^22 pounds of iron.
a great amount of something.
lets go to the waffle house and get a f-ck ton of hash browns.
f-ck-ton is used to express an outrageous amount of something.
quite a bit more than a sh-t load or a sh-t-ton.
i just got hit for a f-ck-ton of damage.
the acceptable weight at which a man is willing to have intercourse with a woman, plus one ton.
whew man, take a look at samantha—she is really packing in on. yah bro, she’s about a f-ck ton too many for me.