fucktown


a great place to eat a hot dog, burrito, or tuna sandwich.
“i am hungry, think i will head on over to f-cktown for a foot long”

“my jaw is so sore, i ate way too much at f-cktown”
a place where no one wants to be. an imaginary town where losers or f-ckers should go to be by themselves.
when someone you dont like talks to you tell them u will blow there -ss to f-cktown. mandy u are a wh-r- and i will blow u to f-cktown
f-cktown, alternatively spelt as two separate words, is a description of an undesirable place either real or imagined. it generally embodies the worst possibilities and eventualities of the given situation it is applied to.
“if i get to work late again my boss is gonna send me to f-cktown”

“i just cant seem to catch a break at the moment, i’m living in the middle of f-cktown and it ain’t getting better…”

“mate if you don’t stop talking to my girlfriend like that i’m taking you to f-cktown, population you!”
(noun): any town that is either too small or n-body gives enough of a f-ck to say its probably longer than necessary name.
g-d damit! i have to head over to f-cktown today for a volleyball game!

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