fucktuous
a plump, stumptuous girl who is f-ck-able and promiscuous. won’t shy away from a f-ck almost ever. even with a total stranger who she has met in a chat room 15 minutes ago.
i met a totally fuctuous girl in a chat room. we f-cked in fifteen minutes from meeting.
f-ck you for being f-cktuous!
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